Turning James Bond into a woman is like turning Dumbledore into a troll.

Ed Miliband seems a lovely guy but I think the slug sludging its way across my garden has a higher IQ than him.  If anyone thinks James Bond should be a woman has clearly no knowledge of the history or back story behind the character of 007.  James Bond is a man who has lost a wife; a man who has the ‘licence to kill’ and does so without any emotion.  He is the man millions of women have fallen for.  If you turn him into a woman he is not James Bond; he is someone called Jane.  It simply doesn’t work.

Ed, do what you do best.  Concentrate on Labour’s policies.  Don’t voice your opinion on things which, quite frankly, my garden slug might be better equipped to comment on.

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